Lux Aurumque

beyoncebeytwice:

i still dont know what rolling in the deep even means

twiistz:

i met a girl with 12 nipples
sounds funny
dozen tit

deceptiboobies:

“no” i whisper as i hear footsteps approaching my room

valleyoftheawkwardfangirls:

I haven’t been able to laugh much lately

like properly

nothing has evoked genuine amusement out of me for what feels like a while even though it’s probably only been a week

I don’t know, maybe I’m just tired

on-my-toes-for-you:

Greatest pick up of all time

tastefullyoffensive:

Cats are jerks.

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